[This is the post that vanished. A friend who got it via subscription sent me a note about it, so I have it again and am reposting. I apologize to anyone who gets it twice.]
I simply adore fucking. I love everything about it. I love the
anticipation of fucking, the actual fucking, and then remembering the fucking. I think about fucking approximately 99% of the average work day. I often violently rape my vibrator while thinking about fucking. When I’m fucking my boyfriend, I actually fantasize about other times I’ve fucked him. Fucking is awesome.
Holy fuck.
Wha…? Fucking is AWESOME. I defy anyone to disagree.
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“I think about fucking approximately 99% of the average work day.”
Damn Cara, that statement entitles you to honorary membership into the man club.
Welcome!
Stop being so damn coy and tell us what you think about fucking.
It took a moment to realize this was a legit blog. I have never seen anything like this on a political blog. I love it! You’ve pretty much encapsulated how I feel about fucking too. I’m sure most women agree with us but few would have the cojones to actually say so. WTG.
Thank you, Dawn. I’m totally legit. I just love to fuck. In fact, back in the day, I founded CGWLTF – Conservative Girls Who Love To Fuck. A few people who were around during my Right Thinking Girl days will remember that. : )
Fucking rules!
I never really understood conservative’s prudishness about sex. I read a few years ago that conservative women are happier in bed. I guess they just don’t talk about it. I am glad to see a smart republican woman who talks about sex so openly. Count me a member of CGWLTF!
heh. CGWLTF was the code I recognized to verify that CE was the RTG of old after your hiatus back in the day.
: ) I did some good as RTG.
Never forget that nor what you do here and on the Enron side.
Aw, thank you R1! I try. I really do.
What does one have to do to be an official BoyToy of the CGWLTF?
Isn’t that sort of what you’ve been for the last seven years? In case we never made it official, it’s official now. : )
If men were as easy in real life as they are on my blog, I would never be lonely.
Well, given that most of my body is rubbed raw half of the time, I assumed I was in, but it’s nice to see it in writing. As for the occasional loneliness–without it, the fucking wouldn’t be so great. A man who eats ice cream every day eventually tires of the taste.
But a girl who fucks every day becomes reliant on the fucking.
That’s the difference between men and women.
: )
I think those conservatives who are prudish about sex would stop being prudish about sex when they realize that the point of opposing promiscuity is not about denying people sexual pleasure, but rather it is proactive support for bodily and mental health.
I believe this is somewhat analogous to Chris Rock’s bit about pork chops: In biblical times, bad pig meat could kill you, so wise people advised against eating pork. But with our modern advances in farming and food storage, if you’re lucky enough to get your hands on a big piece of meat, bite the shit out of it!
That’s actually a pretty good analogy. I like that.
My original post should have been clear: I like to fuck WITH ONE PERSON. It wasn’t just a blanket statement. I think certain elements of our society equate promiscuity with freedom, a fallacy that could not be further from the truth.
When is the next convention/meeting of CGWLTF? And how does one get on the invite list?