After my weird experience with Google, I decided to recreationally search, just to see what other weird stuff I could find. I found some weird stuff but, seriously? I regained a teensy little bit of faith in mankind. But we’ll save that for last.
Do girls….?
And do guys…?
Since when…?
God I love…
And then when I saw this I had one of those little sparkly doors-blasting-off moments when the world suddenly seemed so sweet, so pure, so so so good, and I swear to you on all I hold dear, little tears appeared in my eyes.
I had one of those pure moments earlier up, on the first return for “Since when…” But your is better.
That does kind of lift the soul a bit.
There’s a lot of insecurity reflected in those first two. And girls, if you do like shy guys, YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO COME OVER AND TELL ME! Wait … “Us!” I meant to say “us.”
Bloke, you gotta speak up!
We might finally find the answer to the question – “Do girls like shy skinny guys, with muscles, a bit of a belly, long hair, a beard and an uncircumsized wang.”
Captain Caveman awaits the answer with baited breath.
Google Knows All.