Via KDVR:
If a Western Slope woman is to be believed, vampires may be lurking in Colorado’s Grand Valley.
The woman claims she spotted a vampire in the middle of a dirt road near Fruita, Colo. Sunday night. She told Colorado State Troopers she was startled by the undead being, threw her SUV into reverse, and crashed into a canal.
She was not injured.
State Troopers say the woman’s husband arrived at the scene and took her home. The vampire, which was not seen by anyone else, apparently let her get away.
Troopers do not suspect drugs or alcohol to be factors in the crash.
Wow. I think I’m speechless.
too much Twilight movies. *LOL*
I think that would be true even if there weren’t a crash. : )
Cara,
You speechless just proves there are vanpires.
Your comment also proves there are vampires.
“I was distracted by the sparkling in my headlights!”
Hahahah!
If she wins, this will finally give me an excuse to hunt down that werewolf that’s been terrorizing my neighborhood. And by werewolf, I mean annoying door-to-door home security salesman.
Go for the heart.
/Troopers do not suspect drugs or alcohol to be factors in the crash. /
So, uhm, they believe her then?
That was my thought too!
I love the line, “The vampire, which was not seen by anyone else, let her get away.”
Priceless.
Off-topic, but I thought you’d enjoy this contest, if it has perchance escaped your notice…
http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/
You know, now that I think about it, the whole “being in a car crash because of a vampire” line does sound like the start of a very bad novel.
I like this year’s romance winner:
Awesome!