There is more sushi in the sea.
Keep your friends close and your enemies on limited profile.
Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, shame on autocorrect.
A man who runs his own server has a fool for a client.
A woman’s place is on the homepage.
Brevity is the soul of Siri.
Discretion is the better part of BCC.
Don’t upset the Apple(tm) cart.
Eat drink and be merry and post the pictures to Facebook.
Fight fire with Twitter.
He who can, does. He who can not, googles.
Hell hath no fury like a woman defriended.
If it ain’t broke, post a picture of it to Flickr.
Imitation is the sincerest form of plagiarizing.
In for a penny, in for a two thousand bucks to fix your MacBookPro.
It ain’t over until you’ve watched the fat lady sing on YouTube.
It’s better to give than receive spam.
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and nobody will check out your blog.
Man does not live by email alone.
The age of miracles can be seen again on Tivo.
The best defense is to delete the incriminating image and pray nobody saw it.
The early bird will probably find somebody on Twitter to talk to, even at 6am.
Tis better to have written that email and lost it, than to never have written it at all.
For every thing there is an app.
Tomorrow is another day, so charge up.
When in Rome, take lots of pictures and post them on the internet.
Women and children FIRST!!!!!
Do as I comment on TMZ, not as I do.
Nothing succeeds like winning Angry Birds.